“Stop! Stop telling stories. Life isn’t a story. You always do this. You make everything into a story so no one’s responsible for anything because they’re just following a script.”
(via thebuffster)

And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol dumb cunts, I’m on Tumblr”.
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My mom calls me, and i’m like:

My mom yells at me, and i’m like:

My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:

My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
